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Posted by merlin - January 26th, 2011

I'm happy to announce the official launch of justkillmenow.com - a website that my brother and I created. What's it about you ask? That's where you come in! This website is dedicated to showcasing everything wrong in humanity. So we need you to check it out, have a few laughs, and submit a story of your own! (it's easy, I promise)

So check it out, and let me know what you think.


Posted by merlin - November 30th, 2010

I have been MIA for a while, but I've returned with a TON of new shit to tell you all!
I shaved off my Beard

My username has been streamlined from "MerlinsBeard" to just "merlin"
Also, I've released a new song!:
Recarnate Reverbed
Also, I've joined up with
Psycho Goldfish and Radio Grounds to be an on-air RG DJ! So start tuning in, as I'll be doing interviews with popular NG celebs, and showcasing music from the audio portal!

PG has also scripted an amazing program that actually pulls some of the more popular songs straight from the audio portal, and streams them through Radiogrounds Radio at random! So tune in, and support your favorite website! When I'm DJing, I'll also be streaming it through Stickam . Just jog in using your facebook, and join the public room that starts with "NG" to talk with me, or other NG regulars.

Also, I've upgraded nearly EVERYTHING that I was using before to produce music. So I look forward to giving all of your earbuds orgasms in the near future. In the mean time, check out my new song Recarnate Reverbed to hear a sample!

I Shaved my Beard! (Name Change, and NEWS!)

Posted by merlin - October 24th, 2010

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So here's a new song I've been working on for a few days now, decided to do a VERY rough recording of it, and toss it online for my friends, and all of Newgrounds to enjoy! Apologies to the people who were hoping for another Dance awesome song.

Raccoon Lyrics:
Did we ever really know each other
And have you ever even known yourself
The only hand you've ever held was the upper
and everything you own is borrowed wealth

I never should have offered you the world
Or set my sights on things I'd never do
I'm sorry bout the things that came unfurled, love
And this is my apology to you

But baby you'll remember me, and if anything my history
Will tell you that I'll be just fine on my own

I wanted to remind you that, if my next heart beat would be my last
Then baby, you'd know what its like to be alone

Posted by merlin - September 12th, 2010

Sorry I haven't been updating recently, I've been having a pretty hectic time as of late! Rest assured I'm still making music, and my stuff to come will be better than anything I've ever submitted!

So last weekend I went to Pax. I got to meet Dan! The main reason I went to Pax, however, was to see the Protomen, as they are my favorite band. They played two shows, the second being a secret show, where only about 50 people showed up to, so it was VERY close, and VERY loud, and quite possibly the best thing to have ever have existed. (For me at least)

After the show, the Commander challenged anyone in the crowd to an arm Wrestling match. His story goes is that he's never lost. On either hand. Now I'm not claiming to have decimated him, or to have shown him whats up, but I am saying according to him, I'm the first person ever to have beaten him. I won with my right arm, he won with his left. And the prize I won was me and my friends being able to hang out with the protomen for the next 3 hours, including a badass trip to Taco Del Mar!

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The Protomen Pax2010

Posted by merlin - May 25th, 2010

With robot day a little over a month away, I wanted to share some of my already made robot-themed songs. Just in case anyone was looking for a song, or needed inspiration, as each song tells a story as well. These songs all have vocals and were done with a vocoder to give it that robotish effect, like daft punk.

You Do It To Yourself
A slower dance song with sad lyrics about suicide, or masturbation... You decide!

Land Locked (Pulse Remix)
A dance/techno style song that tells a story about letting go, when its for the best.

If I Had Lungs
A song sung from the prospective of a Robot who wishes he were human, so he could be with the human girl he loves. And BADASS GUITAR SOLO! The downside is that it's a little bit older of a song, and the quality isn't spectacular.

I hope this helps all you amazing flash animators! Happy Roboting, and rest assured that I'll be submitting at least one new song on robot day!


Attention Robot Day Flash Artists!

Posted by merlin - March 31st, 2010

Thanks for voting so generously that my NG Chat Out Takes song got on the best of the week! If only I had choice as to which songs of mine got up there! This one came out last week, and didn't get a high enough score for best of the week, but I think you might like it! Go have a listen!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /319526

Thanks for listening!


Posted by merlin - March 26th, 2010

I proudly present to you the out takes reel from the Newgrounds Chat that was finally released!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /321115

Or if you haven't noticed the Newgrounds Chat has been released, Psychogoldfish released it earlier today!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /320992

Posted by merlin - March 22nd, 2010

Dear journal;

Today I opened my journal to write in it.

lol, teen pregnancy.

also, I went to New York.


Posted by merlin - February 5th, 2010

I guess I AM above all this.

Allah please forgive my moment of weakness.

I hope there's still some virgins up there for me.

Posted by merlin - August 5th, 2009

Immortal for you(sonnet):

I'm starting to believe that I'm alive
Breathe blood into my skin, my bones, my soul
All of your life will convert into mine
All of this from the first kiss that I stole

You know you take the breath out of my lungs
I guess that I won't need this air to breathe
You took the words from the tip of my tongue
You know you grant me immortality

You make my heart skip a million beats
See, i dont need it to go on living
Together we will never know defeat
As long as you keep up what you're giving

When I'm with you I feel like I can fly
When I'm with you I feel like I can't die